Friday, 11 December 2009

Floods in the Lake District

Here are some pictures which show the flooding around Coniston Water last month.

Bouthrey Bridge over the river Crake at Water Yeat

Lake Bank Boat Club boat house

Coniston Water overflowing on to the A5084

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Saturday, 19 September 2009

PLBs - a good thing or not?

Walkers: see this interesting article here:
What do you think?

Thursday, 10 September 2009

Data Developments

This is a note to anyone interested in sharing information, tips, questions, etc about Data Developments software for charities: Donations Coordinator, Finance Coordinator and Membership Coordinator. Thornbury Church have started using this software this year and are keen to exchange ideas with anyone else new or experienced with these systems. If you are interested (and may have come across this blog using a search engine), then do please contact me using the webmaster e-mail address or comment on this item.

Friday, 10 July 2009

A mystery

This is currently the subject of an archeological dig and is in a local wood.

5 spot burnet

There are many of these moths on the golf links at Lower Hazel this year. I've never heard of them before, never mind seen them (that I recall).

Friday, 29 May 2009

Green woodpecker

I've often wondered what bird makes this call as I see a green/yellow back disappearing near local woods. Now I know. See here:

Monday, 11 May 2009

Britain's Favourite View

Here is Britain's Favourite View taken earlier this evening.

Saturday, 25 April 2009

Charles Valentin Alkan

I bet you haven't heard of this composer. Neither had I until this morning. But he is an eye-opener - or should I say ear-opener. He was a neighbour of Chopin and contemporary of Chopin and Liszt. Have a listen. His organ music should be interesting. He composed funeral music for a dead parrot 100 years before Monty Python! He sadly died pinned to the ground by a falling umbrella stand.

Friday, 24 April 2009

Latin saying

I heard a Latin saying on the radio this morning: Solvitur ambulando, meaning "It is solved by walking".

Thursday, 2 April 2009

Coast to Coast on BBC4 starts next Thursday

BBC4 are starting a new series following the success of the Wainwright Walks. Julia Bradbury is walking Wainwright's Coast to Coast Walk (ref The first episode of six starts next Thursday at 8.30pm. You must see it - or, better still, walk it!

Sunday, 22 February 2009

Haydn: The Seven Last Words of our Saviour on the Cross

St Mary's Church Choir and Cadence are performing Haydn's The Seven Last Words of our Saviour on the Cross at 6pm on Palm Sunday evening, 5 April at St Mary's Church, Thornbury.

Letters to Myself

Listened to an interesting programme on BBC radio 4 "Letters to Myself" this afternoon based on letters written by people to themselves sometime in the future. Some of them were from this website:

Choir jokes

Guide to the SATB Choir

In any chorus, there are four voice parts: soprano, alto, tenor, and bass. Sometimes these are divided into first and second within each part, prompting endless jokes about first and second basses. There are also various other parts such as baritone, countertenor, contralto, mezzo soprano, etc., but these are mostly used by people who are either soloists, or belong to some excessively hotshot classical a cappella group (this applies especially to countertenors), or are trying to make excuses for not really fitting into any of the regular voice parts, so we will ignore them for now.

Each voice part sings in a different range, and each one has a very different personality. You may ask, "Why should singing different notes make people act differently?", and indeed this is a mysterious question and has not been adequately studied, especially since scientists who study musicians tend to be musicians themselves and have all the peculiar complexes that go with being tenors, french horn players, timpanists, or whatever. However, this is beside the point; the fact remains that the four voice parts can be easily distinguished, and I will now explain how.

THE SOPRANOS are the ones who sing the highest, and because of this they think they rule the world. They have longer hair, fancier jewelry, and swishier skirts than anyone else, and they consider themselves insulted if they are not allowed to go at least to a high F in every movement of any given piece. When they reach the high notes, they hold them for at least half again as long as the composer and/or conductor requires, and then complain that their throats are killing them and that the composer and conductor are sadists. Sopranos have varied attitudes toward the other sections of the chorus, though they consider all of them inferior. Altos are to sopranos rather like second violins to first violins - nice to harmonize with, but not really necessary. All sopranos have a secret feeling that the altos could drop out and the piece would sound essentially the same, and they don't understand why anybody would sing in that range in the first place - it's so boring. Tenors, on the other hand, can be very nice to have around; besides their flirtation possibilities (it is a well-known fact that sopranos never flirt with basses), sopranos like to sing duets with tenors because all the tenors are doing is working very hard to sing in a low-to-medium soprano range, while the sopranos are up there in the stratosphere showing off. To sopranos, basses are the scum of the earth - they sing too damn loud, are useless to tune to because they're down in that low, low range - and there has to be something wrong with anyone who sings in the F clef, anyway.

THE ALTOS are the salt of the earth - in their opinion, at least. Altos are unassuming people, who would wear jeans to concerts if they were allowed to. Altos are in a unique position in the chorus in that they are unable to complain about having to sing either very high or very low, and they know that all the other sections think their parts are pitifully easy. But the altos know otherwise. They know that while the sopranos are screeching away on a high A, they are being forced to sing elaborate passages full of sharps and flats and tricks of rhythm, and nobody is noticing because the sopranos are singing too loud (and the basses usually are too). Altos get a deep, secret pleasure out of conspiring together to tune the sopranos flat. Altos have an innate distrust of tenors, because the tenors sing in almost the same range and think they sound better. They like the basses, and enjoy singing duets with them - the basses just sound like a rumble anyway, and it's the only time the altos can really be heard. Altos' other complaint is that there are always too many of them and so they never get to sing really loud.

THE TENORS are spoiled. That's all there is to it. For one thing, there are never enough of them, and choir directors would rather sell their souls than let a halfway decent tenor quit, while they're always ready to unload a few altos at half price. And then, for some reason, the few tenors there are are always really good - it's one of those annoying facts of life.. So it's no wonder that tenors always get swollen heads - after all, who else can make sopranos swoon? The one thing that can make tenors insecure is the accusation (usually by the basses) that anyone singing that high couldn't possibly be a real man.. In their usual perverse fashion, the tenors never acknowledge this, but just complain louder about the composer being a sadist and making them sing so damn high. Tenors have a love-hate relationship with the conductor, too, because the conductor is always telling them to sing louder because there are so few of them. No conductor in recorded history has ever asked for less tenor in a forte passage. Tenors feel threatened in some way by all the other sections - the sopranos because they can hit those incredibly high notes; the altos because they have no trouble singing the notes the tenors kill themselves for; and the basses because, although they can't sing anything above an E, they sing it loud enough to drown the tenors out. Of course, the tenors would rather die than admit any of this. It is a little-known fact that tenors move their eyebrows more than anyone else while singing.

THE BASSES sing the lowest of anybody. This basically explains everything. They are stolid, dependable people, and have more facial hair than anybody else. The basses feel perpetually unappreciated, but they have a deep conviction that they are actually the most important part (a view endorsed by musicologists, but certainly not by sopranos or tenors), despite the fact that they have the most boring part of anybody and often sing the same note (or in endless fifths) for an entire page. They compensate for this by singing as loudly as they can get away with - most basses are tuba players at heart. Basses are the only section that can regularly complain about how low their part is, and they make horrible faces when trying to hit very low notes. Basses are charitable people, but their charity does not extend so far as tenors, whom they consider effete poseurs. Basses hate tuning the tenors more than almost anything else. Basses like altos - except when they have duets and the altos get the good part. As for the sopranos, they are simply in an alternate universe which the basses don't understand at all. They can't imagine why anybody would ever want to sing that high and sound that bad when they make mistakes. When a bass makes a mistake, the other three parts will cover him, and he can continue on his merry way, knowing that sometime, somehow, he will end up at the root of the chord.

Top Ten Reasons for Being a Soprano

  1. The rest of the choir exists just to make you look good.

  2. You can entertain your friends by breaking their wineglasses.

  3. Can you name an opera where an alto got the man?

  4. When sopranos want to sing in the shower, they know the tune.

  5. It’s not like you are ever going to sing the alto part by accident.

  6. Great costumes - like the hat with the horns on it.

  7. How many world famous altos can you name?

  8. When the fat lady sings, she’s usually singing soprano.

  9. When you get tired of singing the tune, you can sing the descant.

  10. You can sing along with Michael Jackson.

Top Ten Reasons for Being a Alto

  1. You get really good at singing E flat.

  2. You get to sing the same note for 12 consecutive measures.

  3. You don’t really need to warm up to sing 12 consecutive bars of E-flat.

  4. If the choir really stinks, it’s unlikely the altos will be blamed.

  5. You have lots of time to chat during soprano solos.

  6. You get to pretend that you are better than the sopranos, because everybody knows that women only sing soprano so they don’t have to learn to read music.

  7. You can sometimes find part time work singing tenor.

  8. Altos get all the great intervals.

  9. When the sopranos are holding some outrageously high note at the end of a song, the altos always get the last words.

  10. When the altos miss a note, nobody gets hurt.

Top Ten Reasons for Being a Tenor

  1. Tenors get high - without drugs.

  2. Name a musical where the bass got the girl.

  3. You can show the sopranos how it SHOULD be sung.

  4. Did you ever hear of anyone paying $1000 for a ticket to see ‘The Three Basses?’

  5. Who needs brains when you’ve got resonance?

  6. Tenors never have to waste time looking through the self-improvement section of the bookstore.

  7. You get to sing along with John Denver singing "Aye Calypso."

  8. When you get really good at falsetto, you can make tons of money doing voice-overs for cartoon characters.

  9. Gregorian chant was practically invented for tenors. Nobody invented a genre for basses.

  10. You can entertain your friends by impersonating Julia Child.

Top Ten Reasons for Being a Bass

  1. You don’t have to tighten your shorts to reach your note.

  2. You don’t have to worry about a woman stealing your job.

  3. Or a preadolescent boy stealing your job.

  4. Action heroes are always basses. That is - if they ever sang, they would sing bass.

  5. You get great memorable lyrics like bop, bop, bop, bop.

  6. If the singing job doesn’t work out, there’s always broadcasting.

  7. You never need to learn to read the treble clef.

  8. If you get a cold, so what.

  9. For fun, you can sing at the bottom of your range and fool people into thinking there’s an earthquake.

  10. If you belch while you’re singing, the audience just thinks it is part of the score.

Monday, 16 February 2009

Aelfwig's Stone

Could this be Aelfwig's Stone from which the name Alveston was derived? Grid reference: ST 624 875 at Lower Hazel.

I am pleased to see this track opened up just below the stone - could be ancient.

Sunday, 15 February 2009

Fry's English Delight

Listened to this programme about cliches this afternoon: on radio 4. Entertaining and interesting. Do you know the derivation of "Sick as a Parrot" or "the Dog's B*ll*cks"?

Friday, 13 February 2009

Rory Bremner

I am a great fan of Rory Bremner because of the way he combines humour, impressions and political satire. You can see his blog here:

I have just found this videoclip I have not seen before.

Sunday, 18 January 2009


I've just discovered Evernote. This looks jolly useful. I'm going to try it out - and it's free (unless you want to upgrade).